I do my best to provide the world with useless content, buffoonery, and the occasional laugh. So holla at me. I’m ready for the abuse! I’m sure I deserve it for one reason or another. As they say, the beatings will continue until morale improves!
You could also be nice and send words of encouragement, tongue-in-cheek humor, or lavish me with praise. Just some options. Spam me like you mean it!